Only in an alternate universe could these people exist.
Where else could a stranded movie star wear evening gowns everyday without a dry cleaner?
Where else could banana cream pies appear without a cow within a thousand miles?
Where else could someone make a bamboo bowling alley? (and yet somehow be unable to fix a hole in a boat)
Or how about...
A bamboo safe?
A bamboo car?
A bamboo jail?
A bamboo lie detector?
Are these people actually from the Twilight Zone?